BIZARRO UPDATE

Just a quick update from my last report from the front line of the grocery wars -- the headless pharmacist was temporarily fixed with some clear electrical tape. Then it got moved to a spot of shame, near the back and next to a display of vaguely suspect bananas and the swinging doors leading to the back of the store.

But now it's gone altogether. Maybe behind that "employees only" sign is some sort of elephant graveyard, where defaced promotional cutouts go to die.

Or maybe there's just more rotting bananas.