My college friend Cece has a book coming out in September. After years of seeing sock monkey-related imagery from her and her husband, Tom, and not getting the joke, I can't wait.
Thanks to a master's level class my wife took on this Internet thingy, I know you can pre-order the book on Amazon, and help Sock Monkey break the 1,646,444 mark in their sales rankings.
As if that isn't enough of an enticement, Amazon has the book categorized not only in its "monkeys" category, but also under "cleanliness" (where you can also find this Right-Thinking tome). Really, what more could you possibly want?