NO PROBLEMS FINDING A PARKING SPOT WITH THIS

As regular readers of this space know, I drive an SUV (but don't worry -- it's electric). And now, as a way to offer a glimpse of my reclusive, Howard Hughes-like existence (only without the millions of dollars or the Kleenex boxes for my feet), here's a picture of my bitchin' set of wheels.

Sure, it only gets 8 MPG, but that's not what keeps me up at night. My biggest worry is finding a skilled artist with a flair for the medium of airbrush-on-steel during these busy summer months to replace the map of Iraq with one of Iran. Or maybe Liberia. Or France.