Leave it to the Post to capture the full dimensions of the devastation wrought by the tsunami last week:
There were 15 of us gathered around the dinner table, from four continents, celebrating Christmas on a fantasy private island in the Indian Ocean... Hoots of laughter greeted my brother Geoffrey as he instructed us how to slice the Stilton cheese he had brought with him from England. On no account must the Stilton be dug into with a spoon, he insisted.
Sure, more than 150,000 people died, but I'll bet that Stilton got really, really soggy.