SO LONG, BUNDLE STRAPPERS...

A long time ago, I linked to a column I wrote when I first became editor of TechNews, in the hopes of providing an example to future generations of editors of how not to introduce yourself to your readers.

Well, I'm changing jobs, so here's an example of how not to say goodbye. The good news? I won't be writing a column like this at my new gig, for which the world as a whole should breathe a sigh of relief...

And yes, that is me getting out of Dodge. I didn't ask for this, but somehow it wound up as a miniscule, where's Waldoesque part of the cover of my final issue. Could have been worse --- they could have depicted me riding into the sunset on my trusty steed, with the requisite unspoken caption ("... and the horse you rode in on!")