JUST GET MY NAME RIGHT

Hard to believe as it may seem, I'm apparently not just a journalist of some reknown, but a valued font of information, a name in the front of the Rolodex for the movers and shakers of the media elite. Especially the media elite of Akron, Ohio. Check out this legitimate news item from the Associated Press.

Of course, not only did he get the name of my publication wrong (it, of course, should have read "Weekly World News"), the reporter also left out a significant portion of the comment he paraphrased. Guess they're just not ready for the Truth in Akron.