ALL IN THE FAMILY

Looks like I'm no longer the only family member who's been written up in The Washington Post. Believe it or not, this guy's actually my cousin.

Good thing I'm already married -- if I wasn't, something tells me I wouldn't get access to the Rose Garden to pop the question. Of course, I could always pull the ring out of a piece of rotten fruit in a certain grocery store that's enjoyed a few mentions in this space.