By now, everyone's seen these traitorous, objectively pro-Saddam pictures of Dear Leader:
I've had the dorky priviledge of riding a Segway. And from my limited experience, it's virtually impossible to fall off of one. Of course, W.'s father was the one who thought a grocery store scanner was going to steal his soul, and there was all that unpleasantness with voting machines in his brother's state. So maybe the family just has some issues with technology.
UPDATE: Now there's this. Genius.
