Give Iraq democracy, yes, but there's one thing that's definitely not open to negotiation. This absolutely has to be the new Iraqi national anthem.
My favorite stanza:
IT MIGHT BE A SMART BOMB
THEY FIND STUPID PEOPLE TOO
AND IF YOU STAND WITH THE LIKES OF SADDAM
ONE JUST MIGHT FIND YOU
Download the mp3, or you're simply not a patriot. Or have you forgotten?
My head hurts.