Here's a sentence I never thought I'd write, be it online or elsewhere: I actually entered my company's holiday decorating contest this year.
Of course, as is the case with many competitions, I play to lose. This is what I managed to come up with, in the span of about 15 minutes, including brainstorming, printing, and decorating proper:
The theme? "A Generic Holiday." After all, nothing gets folks into the holiday spirit like sloth and sarcasm...