MOVE OVER, WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN

Always eager to prove that I am, first and foremost, a Serious Journalist, here's a couple of recent examples of my work. First, a serious and high-minded comic book. No, really. And, as if that wasn't enough, there's this: a probing investigative expose of nekkid people holding flower pots. (Note: Free registration probably required, but after that build-up, how could you resist?)

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'll be waiting for my Pulitzer to come in the mail.

HAVE YOURSELF A GENERIC LITTLE CHRISTMAS...

Here's a sentence I never thought I'd write, be it online or elsewhere: I actually entered my company's holiday decorating contest this year.

Of course, as is the case with many competitions, I play to lose. This is what I managed to come up with, in the span of about 15 minutes, including brainstorming, printing, and decorating proper:



The theme? "A Generic Holiday." After all, nothing gets folks into the holiday spirit like sloth and sarcasm...

TREASON ABOUNDS

These headlines are starting to look a little like an Ann Coulter book signing, but still, I must ask: Why does Google hate America?