- Discovered that the Mark Toner Chop Steak now comes with Freedom Fries.
- Read this fair and balanced letter to the editor.
- Learned they give kids free tackle boxes filled with sunflower seeds at Wal-Mart.
- Saw this license plate: HUNT ELK (I'm assuming they mean the animal, and not members of the civic association).
The scary thing? In spite of it all, I love the place.