MOVE OVER, WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN

Always eager to prove that I am, first and foremost, a Serious Journalist, here's a couple of recent examples of my work. First, a serious and high-minded comic book. No, really. And, as if that wasn't enough, there's this: a probing investigative expose of nekkid people holding flower pots. (Note: Free registration probably required, but after that build-up, how could you resist?)

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'll be waiting for my Pulitzer to come in the mail.