So, you'd think a good way to blow off some steam would be to go hear some live music, right?
Think again.
This is us at a recent concert in oh-so-hip Arlington, where we lived before we became boring suburbanites obsessed with shiny wallpaper and homeowner association-mandated paint colors like "Beachwood." Looks like we're having some good, clean, Right-Thinking fun, right?
Think again. Examine the circled part of the picture carefully. Here it is again, enlarged for your convenience.
Uh-oh. Something tells us our names are on a list now.